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Nashville For Morons
Nashville History Has Never Been This Ridiculous
Nashville for Morons is the comedy trolley tour that turns Music City’s history into a fast, loud, and totally unfiltered show. Your guides, the Moron Twins Dannie and Danny, pack this 90-minute ride with silly skits, quick costume changes, musical moments, and stories they swear are true. You’ll roll through Nashville while the Twins toss in their own commentary, a few surprises, and a mid-tour stop to stretch and grab a drink.
TOUR HIGHLIGHTS
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A 90-minute guided show through Nashville with nonstop jokes and crowd interaction.
Comedy Trolley Ride
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The Moron Twins perform original bits that keep the trolley laughing the whole time.
Skit-Style Storytelling
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Learn about Nashville’s past through dramatic reenactments and strong opinions.
History the Moron Way
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Expect hats, wigs, and outfits that make no sense at all.
Costume Changes
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One rest stop.
One Stop
You’ll hear about country music, local legends, and the odd chapters of Nashville’s past that rarely make it into the history books. It’s high energy, easy to enjoy, and full of moments that keep the whole trolley laughing from start to finish.
Tickets & Schedule
Where
Marathon Motor Works
1200 Clinton Street
Nashville, TN 37203
When
See reservations for specific tour dates and times or call us at (629) 208-0200.
Closed on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day.
Duration
Approximately 90 minutes.
Reservations
*Reservations required. Reservation based tickets are non-refundable. You may reschedule up to 24 hours in advance of tour time. Please check in 20 minutes before your tour. Late check-in may result in a forfeited seat.
Additional Info
This tour is rated PG-13. No guests under 13 allowed.
Paid parking is available in the boarding area at 1200 Clinton Street.
The consumption of beer, ale, wine, or other alcoholic beverages upon or within a seated sightseeing vehicle is strictly prohibited.
Seated sightseeing vehicle passengers must remain seated at all times when the vehicle is in operation.
Accessibility
We request a 24-hour advance notice for accessible trolleys. Please call customer service at (629) 208-0200.
Only service dogs are allowed. Learn more.